The best gaming accessory since Rez’s Trance Vibrator.


By Gray Thomas-Sowers

This thing… I can’t even describe how unnecessary it is. It looks like a smallish smoke machine with two changing lights attached to it, and it costs $100.

If you have an awesome set-up already, I guess you can’t go wrong with adding more absurdity. I suppose it could be cool if you were really into having Rock Band parties, or if you were actually having a mock show, stage and all, but I really can’t imagine this selling well. I guess there are some complete Rock Band fanatics out there that will jump on it, though.

All I know is I really want to walk in on someone playing single-player vocal tracks with the smoke machine going full steam. Ridiculous.

Gray can be reached at gthomassowers@megazinemedia.com.

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